Kids happily playing, Daddy sipping his coffee and reading the news. Suddenly, Young Son says, "here [you] go, Daddy," and hands me some wet eggshells. WTF?
I hurry to the kitchen to see Baby Sister gleefully smearing egg yolk all over the floor. Big Brother apparently showing off that he can get things out of the fridge.
No photographic evidence as Daddy quickly went into anti-salmonella decon mode. Next time, for sure.